Chris Kerley

Chris was born in Pripyat Ukraine in 1987. His family was out of work after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Fallout from the nuclear disaster of Chernobyl affected Chris' development in his mothers womb, and when he was born he was found to have abnormal strength and jumping abilities and well as handsome good looks. At the age of 3 he alone was supporting his family, including his 3 older brothers by entertaining onlookers with his amazing strength. He would lift cars and other large objects onto his shoulders and twirl around like a Dreidel.

At the age of 10 he brought his family to Toronto for a better life and to fight the slummy crime of the city. He decided to exercise his brain as well as his muscles by graduating from the Second City improvisational course. He now tours Toronto with the super comedy troupe "The Lobstercats" as well as doing standup comedy in and around the GTA. He often speaks of how the Spiderman cartoons and movies are merely the "tip of the ice berg" of his real life accomplishments as a superhero, but compliments Tobey Maguire on a "dead on" impersonation of himself.